Sunday, June 30, 2024
Saturday, June 29, 2024
Friday, June 28, 2024
Thursday, June 27, 2024
Wednesday, June 26, 2024
Monday, June 24, 2024
Sunday, June 23, 2024
Saturday, June 22, 2024
Friday, June 21, 2024
Thursday, June 20, 2024
Donald Duck & Mickey Mouse
On a T.V. in my house
I'll sit back enjoy the show
Now here's Minnie, & Pluto
Uncle Scrooge's money bin
Duckling nephews all with grins
On the roof are Chip 'n' Dale
None of this is getting stale
Daisy show's up Donald's mad
Of boyfriend skills his are sad
Now sport shorts all so spoofy
What's this something called "Goofy"?
Wednesday, June 19, 2024
Man I sure would hate to have it like these assholes. All that stress. All the burden. All those monkeys on your back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WinsZdTm-a0
Let's rewind it all the way back to Gregorian calendar year of 1860 real quick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-RcX5DS5A
Monday, June 17, 2024
Sunday, June 16, 2024
I'm just a little ginger kid. Y'all can take me out no prob. I don't see how I stand a chance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RARFpfBt66M
Saturday, June 15, 2024
Fathers' Day is great & rad. But some folks would make it sad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGDzD42XURo
All my Twitch fans they do rule
Most casual gamers drool
https://i.ibb.co/tsmvvQm/Screen-Shot-2024-06-14-at-11-57-28-PM.png
Friday, June 14, 2024
Okay so I have some working retro gaming stuff, not much though. Here's a list: One Super Nintendo/SNES, also one working NEC TurboGrafx-16 (AKA PC Engine), a few original X-Boxes w/LAN ports (two of them actually work, but one needs cleaned I think), an Xbox 360 Elite (had to swap out power brick & cord but it's fine now), & an old laptop that still runs Total Annihilation (Cavedog Entertainment) RTS for old school PC gaming (There's a Steam version but I never played it from there). And friends I need to get another Atari 2600 because I found a Yar's Revenge cartridge (One of my brothers loved that game so much he played it hard until he flipped the points you know 9999999 or whatever to make points roll over...). Some time later noticed a 27" CRT from some porch that was going to basically be thrown away in next week's trash or bulk pickup or something. I stopped & picked it up. Put it in my vehicle & drove it home. Nobody cared. Later I plugged my Super Nintendo/SNES into it & it still worked. Slapped in an old Sim City cartridge & then decided to go a little hard until I reached the finance limit, & could no longer build more revenue for my treasury.
https://i.ibb.co/XWFTFJv/simcity-999999-copy.jpg
A New Hope starts with Corvette
Rebels not escaping yet
Blasters do not stop boarding
The ship Empire now sharing
Only hope is OB-1
Why her hair look like some buns?
Vader with half-robot bod
Droids are gone in escape pod
Land in desert not much joy
Bought by Owen and some boy
Luke has speeder oh how rad
OB-1 speaks of his dad
A wookie and Han Solo
Giving folks a ride to go
Kenobi says, "That's no moon."
Tractor beam did grab them soon
Later brought aboard Death Star
Who knew bad guys go this far
Princess rescued made escape
OB-1 gone man that's great
Rendezvous with Rebel fleet
Made sure Porkins got some eats
For assault they all go in
Hoping for that epic win
Bad and big are Death Star guns
And TIE fighters not much fun
It was dark and scary night
Rebels dropping left and right
Just in time Solo shows up
He helps Luke get it blow'd up
SOUND OFF
Thursday, June 13, 2024
Wednesday, June 12, 2024
Tuesday, June 11, 2024
If Scarecrows were to form a trade union, would it be called the Screamsters? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLATbzMutkc
Sunday, June 9, 2024
Some folks watch me play video games on Twitch. My channel now has more than 200 followers in 2024.
https://twitch.com/tommyb7973
Saturday, June 8, 2024
Friday, June 7, 2024
I put Britney Spears in Mass Effect. They told me don't. I said, "Get wrecked." https://i.ibb.co/jb9d3d1/Britney-Spears-Mass-Effect-2009.png
Thursday, June 6, 2024
Wednesday, June 5, 2024
Captain Kirk & Mister Spock.
(Captain Kirk & Mister Spock.)
Cruisin' out of Starfleet dock.
(Cruisin' out of Starfleet dock.)
I don't know what I've been told.
(I don't know what I've been told.)
Vulcans can get really old.
(Vulcans can get really old.)
Dilithiums start to bake.
(Dilithiums start to bake.)
Soon warp speed their ship will make.
(Soon warp speed their ship will make.)
Later they run into Gorn.
(Later they run into Gorn.)
And now Jim Kirk's shirt is torn.
(And now Jim Kirk's shirt is torn.)
Why do Klingons fight so mean?
(Why do Klingons fight so mean?)
And why is Captain's girlfriend green?
(And why is Captain's girlfriend green?)
Enterprise lives, do not grieve.
(Enterprise lives, do not grieve.)
Kirk has something up his sleeve.
(Kirk has something up his sleeve.)
Callin' Scotty on the comm.
(Callin' Scotty on the comm.)
Got beamed up now droppin' bombs.
(Got beamed up now droppin' bombs.)
SOUND OFF
Tuesday, June 4, 2024
The Pike Place Fish Market claims that presentation is all about combining not only a well-marketed brand, but also an exciting shopping experience, & then on top of all that jazz hands you have stacked superior product quality. They then call that a score, because now you have something akin to, "a superior joy delivery". Music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktal-SQddg0
Arcade is gone. That place dust.
(Arcade is gone. That place dust.)
All the games thrown out to rust.
(All the games thrown out to rust.)
No Nintendo Christmas gifts.
(No Nintendo Christmas gifts.)
Where will my attention shift.
(Where will my attention shift.)
Xbox broke. Got thrown away.
(Xbox broke. Got thrown away.)
PC games I now will play.
(PC games I now will play.)
SOUND OFF
Saturday, June 1, 2024
Many thanks all y'all fo' the many years of experience.
Scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziKvQo1WCRE
Did you put butter on it? Because everyone loves that when you put butter on stuff. Let Captain Kirk know that you made it to the moon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5_FPvNxZow