Okay so this one time at band camp... I was napping & then heard a knock.  Later after waiting around for what seemed like hours... I ran off more than one vans full of dudes who were lookin' to steal all my stuff, & probably rape my woman.  This is an established fact.  Later I got a job at some grinding machine company lol.

Scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPGh_uIuGa8